"DA is great! Its rules are great too!! Until one of my friends gets punished for breaking them. Then the rules are just as STUPID as my parents. REVOLT. REVOLT! I HATE DA. I HATE THE ADMINS. THERE'S WORSE HERE ANYWAYS. PORN AND VAGINAS AND PENISES EVERYWHERE!! WHY DID THEY SUSPEND/BAN MY FRIEND FOR (insert: reason)?!?!? DOWN WITH THE ADMINS!"
Oh oh and as an added bonus, you can't forget the blaming of other people for a user's mistakes!
"Kids/People shouldn't be looking at (insert: glorification of self harm/explicit pornography/any other rule-breaking work) if it triggers/offends them! It's THEIR fault they looked at it!!! It's not (insert: username)'s fault for posting it! Even if it's against the rules, it's bullshit that they were suspended/banned for it!!! WAHHHHHHH!! WHOEVER REPORTED** THEM IS AN ASSHOLE. IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT. STUPID NARK!"
*Not all deviantart users are colossal idiots
**'Banned' could also be used in this context, as many users can't figure out that only admins can ban